Sinful's Drabbles @sinfulnature1123
Cherub Session (Homestuck)

Fandom: Homestuck. Story idea: Similar to Sburb Update Patch, a story with possible smut in it rather than an outright smut story. Concerns how a normal Sburb session between a Cherub(s) would go, as we only saw a depressingly broken version in canon.

The cherub was an odd species. Most species were born with their own body and their own mind, but cherubs were born with two minds sharing a single body, switching which was on control every alternate day.

They are born in turmoil, one half being aggressive and cruel, the other docile and kind. As they mature, one mind is destined to stamp out the other and gain full control of the body.

Despite what you would assume, the odds of a docile half gaining full control are the exact same as the aggressive gaining control; though the docile half is unlikely to remain kind if they gain control, having been thought through the experience that their kindness will be met only with hostility.

Thalia and Kallik knew of their destiny from a young age, and upon discovering it, they finally agreed on a single thing: They rejected it entirely. They would both fund a way to survive, and if one was to kill the other, they'd do it face to face, feeling their sibling, though infuriating on every possible level, at least deserved that level of respect.

It took some searching, but eventually the cherubs found a way to save themselves from their assigned genetic fate in the form of a game. A very, very dangerous game known as Sburb. They weren't sure if it would work, but it was their best, perhaps only, option.

It took a lot of planning and debate, which was always difficult for cherubs to do. Not just because of the inherent difference between the two minds, but because of the fact that both of them could only ever say one thing per day, then had to wait for a day to pass, then the other could see what had been suggested, and either agree or disagree and further the plan.

They would have to start the game during a transition from one mind to the other, as it was the only time when they were both technically asleep at the same time, which would allow them to separate bodies as they entered the game. They took turns scouring the internet, or what was left of it on the desolate, broken planet they lived on, for information on the game.

Unfortunately, there'd been only one session with cherubs in the passed and it hadn't worked. The only thing guaranteed is that one of them would be a Lord, and the other a Muse. What precisely that meant was well beyond either of them, but they were eager to gain new powers as they played through the game. Neither of them new for certain what was ahead of them, but both were going to give it their all, both determined to be the victor at the end.

Full disclosure I've not actually decided what the two cherubs are the Lord and Muse of. If voted on I'll run a poll to decide it. As I said, like Sburb Update Patch, this story would have a greater emphasis on actual story instead of smut; though considering 10 inch cherub tongues and their tendency to turn into giant snakes for sexual purposes, lemons could be interesting XD and yes, I know every session requires a space player, but for the sake of a fun story I'm willing to ignore that fact.

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