Ash of the Jungle @woodyk
Chapter 13

One night, Ash dreamed of recalling his first week in the jungle while sleeping in a cave (taking place between chapters 2 and 3).


Ash was still getting use to his life as a feral jungle boy. Having only been on the island for about a week, Ash was working to get rid of most things that made him human... and taking advantage of what he was not suppose to do in modern society. Swinging from tree vines was an exampl- *WHAM*

Still a novice at jungle vines, Ash crashed into a nearby tree and fell onto his bare tush. Fortunately, he was unharmed because he was high on a lot of cave mushrooms, so it was easy to just shake off any pain. Picking up a spider that had landed on his chest, Ash popped it into his mouth and started to chew while he grunted in his new jungle boy language, "Mmmmmm, not as good as that tape worm I had the other day... but it'll do."

Then Ash out a big belch and a wet fart. Up in the trees, Delia and Misty watched from a distance.

Translation (Misty): Ugh, doesn't that idiot have any shame?

Translation (Delia): Hmmm, he's just like his father... he had no shame ether.

Delia lets out an even LOUDER wet fart.

Translation (Delia): ...And now, neither do I!

Translation (Misty): ... Nor I, BITCH!

Misty lets out an even louder, and more ripe, wet fart.

Beat.

Translation (Delia and Misty): IT'S ON!

The jungle now became full of the sounds of farting. While some nearby plants wilted and shriveled, nearby animals felt sick and fainted from the disgusting stenches that they smelled.


Suddenly, a fart caused Ash to wake up around midnight. He grunted in surprise and looked outside his cave. Seeing and hearing nothing, Ash shrugged and went back to sleep.

Anonymous reviews have been disabled. Login to review. 1. Chapter 1 658 0 1 2. Chapter 2 771 0 0 3. Chapter 3 636 0 0 4. Chapter 4 678 0 0 5. Chapter 5 864 0 0 6. Chapter 6 648 0 0 7. Chapter 7 590 0 0 8. Chapter 8 764 0 0 9. Chapter 9 376 0 0 10. Chapter 10 859 0 0 11. Chapter 11 635 0 0 12. Chapter 12 319 0 0 13. Chapter 13 310 0 0 14. Chapter 14 486 0 0 15. Chapter 15 575 0 0 16. Chapter 16 785 0 0 17. Chapter 17 343 0 0 18. Chapter 18 477 0 0 19. Chapter 19 716 0 0 20. Chapter 20 1028 0 0 21. Chapter 21 595 0 1 22. Chapter 22 869 0 0