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Master Chief vs Locke Rap Battle by JT

John invited Nagisa, Karma, Toka, Kayano, and Manami back to his home in the states and they were in awe. He had a big gamine room with all the latest Consoles and games. Nagisa was the first to speak and he said, "Wow John, nice place you got here." John smiled and said, "Thanks Nagisa, I value my gaming collection." That was when Karma walked over to John's video game collection and said, "Nice, you even have Halo five Guardians here. Reminds me of the Rap Battle JT Music did between Master Chief and Locke." John nodded his head as he and Nagisa said, "We all know Master Chief/Locke won that one." John and Nagisa then looked at each other and said, "What?"

"You're only siding with Master Chief because he has your name!" said Nagisa. But John said, "He saved the Human Race from extinction twice! What did Locke do?" Nagisa retorted, "He stopped a Virus capable of killing people by destroying the Alpha Shard, not to mention he's in the better Spartans." John was then steamed and said, "Oh hell no! You did not just insult my boy Chief and the Spartan IIs, they saved Humanity from the Covenant." and Nagisa said, "It wasn't all just them, but the crews of the ships in the Navy, the ground armies, civilians, and ONI!" John steamed up before he said, "THAT TEARS IT NAGISA SHIOTA, YOU AND ME… RAP BATTLE, MASTER CHIEF VS LOCKE!" Nagisa smiled and said, "You're on!" as Manami, Toka, and Kayano walked up to Karma and Toka said, "See what you started." Karma smiled as John said, "Hey Siri, play Master Chief vs Locke Rap Battle by JT Music." and Siri acknowledged him and started playing the music as Nagisa and John stared each other down until Nagisa led them off.

[Nagisa]: Listen up, Chief, you went and had your fun

Time to come with me, your career has had it's run

They told me you were the best of the best

Lasky sent me to get you so I guess I'm the best!

No offense, John, come on, you're passing your prime

And I don't think you're worth putting my ass on the line

So let's make this easy, Don't make this harder

I don't wanna have to put another crack in your armor!

[John]: Crack my armor? I ain't stressing!

You're just a baby, but I'm a legend!

Battle tested, Combat Evolved

I saved the human race, no problem at all!

Sit down, Locke! Cause I'm the Chief.

I've been saving the world since before you could speak!

Been there, I done that, since you were an infant

Your face is the reason that I'm so offended!

[John & Nagisa]: Red vs Blue

(Nagisa) Team Locke, (John) Team Chief

Which side do you choose?

UNSC, we're on the same side but friends we'll never be!

Finish the fight!

Osiris has arrived

Master Chief vs Locke

Which one will survive?

[Nagisa]: Yeah you saved the world, but how'd you do it?

Without Cortana you're looking pretty useless

I'm smarter than a Spartan II, are you stupid?

True fact you can't teach an old dog new tricks!

We've even got Arby helping us out, is that making you jealous?

Cause he's selling you out?

You can say what you want, but I'm a pretty sane guy

I'm not head-over-heels for a crazy AI

[John]: Cortana's hot, just ask the fellas

No need to get all peanut butter and jealous

You call her crazy? She is! So what?

Even though she's an AI she got a sweet butt

You got no room to talk!

Nope! You ain't hittin' it!

Your girl's ass is bigger than a dropship!

Say what you want, Cortana's legit!

The only sex you'll ever get is jackin' off to the Covenant!

[John & Nagisa]: Red vs Blue

(Nagisa) Team Locke, (John) Team Chief

Which side do you choose?

UNSC, we're on the same side but friends we'll never be!

Finish the fight!

Osiris has arrived

Master Chief vs Locke

Which one will survive?

[Nagisa]: Cortana had you whipped, always workin'

For your sake I hope that holographic ass was worth it

You turned your back on the people you protected

I guess you went soft after this statue was erected! HA!

I will kick your ass, you will be replaced

And then I'll take your helmet off just to see your face!

Reclaimer? HA! Reclaim my ass! That didn't sound right

I'm gonna take that back

[John]: Think you're on my level? WHAT?

That's just stupid! I'm the boss, bro, you're the new kid!

Rockin' on recon, poppin the sniper!

Headshots, Noscopes, while you're wearing a diaper!

I invented the teabag, kiss my sack!

And while I'm sitting on your face, I open up the REQ packs!

Mine are from skill, yours are just bought

The Micro transactions are for the noobs, Locke!

[John & Nagisa]: Red vs Blue

(Nagisa) Team Locke, (John) Team Chief

Which side do you choose?

UNSC, we're on the same side but friends we'll never be!

Finish the fight!

Osiris has arrived

Master Chief vs Locke

Which one will survive?

[Nagisa]: Team Locke

[John]: Team Chief

[Nagisa]: Team Locke

[John]: Team Chief

[Nagisa]: Team Locke

[John]: Team Chief

John and Nagisa stared each other down before busting out laughing, Nagisa started and John followed suit, confusing the four watchers. The first to speak was John and he said, "Damn it Nagisa, why'd you have to go and laugh, our Joke's ruined now." That made Karma say, "Joke?" Nagisa looked at Karma and said, "Yeah, we've been wanting to do that Rap battle for a long time. So John came up with the plan that we pick different sides and have a disagreement on it to lead into the rap battle." That was when John said, "We both think Master Chief and Locke are cool dudes, I simply went with Chief because he and I share first names, which left Nagisa with Locke." Soon everyone was laughing as Toka said, "I honestly thought you two were going to stop being friends after that."

"Relax Toka, Nagisa's a cool dude. If he honestly thinks Locke's better than chief, that's his own Opinion." Said John, after which Nagisa said, "Same goes with John and he thinks that Chief's better than Locke, that's his own Opinion." Then they both said, "We're not going to force our opinion on anyone else." Everyone laughed again before John said, "Okay, so who wants to play Call of Duty Infinite on the XBox." Karma, Nagisa, and Kayano raised their hands first and they got to playing the Game John suggested.

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