Ash opened the Closet and looked inside as Mallow, Misty, Brock, and Serena stood behind him. After getting out, Ash said, "There's an area in there alright, and it does look like he was in there recently." Soon Cilan walked in and said, "Greetings everyone, are you here to see me review the ships I'm a part of?" and Brock said, "Actually, we came here looking to see if Crusherboy93 was in there, but he wasn't." Then Misty said, "Plus, no offense, a lot of fans of the Series think you're Gay." Cilan looked offended and he said, "That's rude, I'm not Gay." That was when Ash said, "Then you shouldn't be happy to see ships with you and another guy, so let's get this underway." Cilan sat in the chair at the computer as Ash, Mallow, Misty, Brock, and Serena sat on the couch behind him and he got underway with reviewing the ships he was a part of.
1000BirthdayWishesShipping - Cilan, Iris & May Oak
Oh my, this is certainly an interesting one.
AestheticShipping - Cheren & Cilan
Damn it crusherboy93, I was hoping not to have seen this one. This one must mean the friendship between us, I do believe so.
AlcoholShipping - Allegra & Cilan
Hmm, I remember meeting a girl named Allegra once, and if we were to team up, we would an unstoppable force
AnabolicShipping - Cilan & Anabel
Truly a momentous ship. We both care for Pokémon and try to make the angriest of them calm.
BestWishesShipping - Ash, Cilan & Iris
"This also has to be talking about our friendship, for that is as perfect as a well made entree, made to eat for a family." Cilan heard Ash said, "Not really me, but I do like the Food Analogy."
AlcoholPoisoningShipping - Cilan & Janine
I must say, this is a strange ship, but I actually like the sound of it.
AnanasTheShipping - Cilan & Lisa (movie)
A most delectable Ship in my opinion.
ArthurShipping - Cilan & Sandshrew
A companionship most excellent.
AtYourServiceShipping - Cilan & Hilda
I must say, She was a pleasant trainer to battle.
BestFriendAnimeShipping - Brock, Cilan, Clemont, Max, Tracey, Bonnie, Dawn, Iris, May, Misty & Serena (XY)
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Shouted Misty, Brock, and Serena. But Cilan said, "Clearly you three are taking this ship the wrong way. This is a friendship ship. The friendship between us is strong and mighty." Cilan then received a message on his from and the message read, "Good job with the ships so far, just a few more then ur done, C.B.93
BestWishesShipping - Ash, Cilan & Iris
Clearly this is talking about the travels we had in Unova and the Decalor Islands.
BitterTasteShipping - Butch & Cilan
Crap, I don't know what to say about this one. I'm really in a grind right now. I'm sure it must be talking about my old childhood friend Butch from Connoisseur School.
BlackParadeShipping - Chili, Cilan, Cress & Hilda
Clearly talking about the friendship with me, my brothers, and Hilda. The Friendship between us is pure and can leave a sweet taste in anyone's mouth like a delicious Cake.
BuffetShipping - Chili, Cilan, Cress & May
I heard May has an Appetite just like Ash so feeding her shouldn't be a problem.
CafeMochaShipping - Ash & Cilan
"Don't you dare." Ash said to Cilan and he replied by saying, "Ash, this is clearly talking about our friendship."
CherryBlossomShipping - Cilan & Erika
A fellow Grass type trainer, a wonderful combination.
CloveShipping - Cilan & Nate
"A lot of these ships are about my friendships, amazing." Said Cilan as Ash, Mallow, Misty, Brock, and Serena were getting Pissed and steam filled the room from their ears.
ContestConnoisseurShipping - Cilan, Drew, Harley, Kenny, Ricard Nouveau & Robert (Hoenn)
"THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Shouted Cilan. As hasked Cilan, "What are you talking about?" and Cilan looked at him and said, "THOSE SHIPS, I CANNOT BARE TO LOOK AT ANYMORE OF THOSE DISGUSTING SHIPS!" Then Brock said, "So all those reviews about the friendship ships were lies?" and Cilan nodded his head and said, "Yes, Crusherboy93 promised me the Captain seat of a Battleship in Star Wars Pokémon Rebels." Ash looked at Mallow, Misty, Brock, and Serena and said, "So he did bribe people to give good reviews about the ships they were a part of, let's find him and END THIS STORY!"
Mallow, Misty, Brock, and Serena cheered as they followed Ash out of the room they were in as Cilan sat down in the Chair. Suddenly, Crusherboy93 opened up where he was and gave Cilan a disappointed Look. Crusherboy93 then said, "You're not going to get that Captain seat of a Battleship like I promised you." Cilan nodded his head and said, "I know." Crusherboy93 then said, "I'm also making you die in Broken Friendship 2 - The War." Cilan looked at Crusherboy93 and said, "No, you can't." but Crusherboy93 shook his head and said, "I can and I will. I'll make sure that your death is gruesome and horrifying, like the Pyroar Virus." Cilan was frozen in fear as Crusherboy93 went back into his hideaway spot, thinking about how horrifying his death in Broken Friendship 2 - The War.