The Crack Pot @maschl My collection of silly HP one-shots. Often HHr. Now with Chapter 4, "Harry Potter and the Evil Mokeskin Pouch": Why doesn't Harry simply put Slytherin's Locket with the Horcrux in his Mokeskin pouch instead of carrying it around his neck all the time? Here's why. 11 months 8.6K 0 0 Harry Potter Mature English In Progress HumorParody Harry P.Hermione G. Read 1. Big Words 1045 0 0 2. The Animagus Transformation Potion 2600 0 0 3. The Masters of the Elder Wand 1320 0 0 4. Harry Potter and the Evil Mokeskin Pouch 1073 0 0 5. Do You Know Who? 2542 0 0