An origin story where a naked Pit dated Palutena in college. His nakedness influenced her to be nude with him. Soon, his slightly older twin brother, Dark Pit, and Palutena's friends, Pandora, Viridi, and Phosphora, all ditched their clothes and had fun adventures on campus in their birthday suits. Expect retcons here and there. Inspired by this quote: "I should've gone to school for goddessry."

"Hey!" says Luz from the kitchen doorway. - Or, Amity has never met her roommate (until she does).