It's a matter of survival when Darth Erebus, a feared and powerful Sith Lord, claims you're his wife. He just didn't bet on you being a bit of a brat. --- Or, the adventures of one reader and Sith!Obi-wan Kenobi as they journey through the rough terrain that is fake marriage. Hoping to be a series of oneshots!

Obi-wan Kenobi keeps promoting Cody. The promotion gets out of hand, and suddenly the balance of the universe shifts into the palm of a very competent, caffeinated man.